I've done makeup for 206 brides and introduced three couples, and the only person who has ever set me up is my mother

I teach sailing for a living and lose to a retired tugboat captain every Wednesday

My aunt put orange zest in the poppy seed filling in 2019, and our family bakery has been at war ever since

I'm told I'm exhausting to argue with, mostly by people who lost

I remember everyone's order, and somehow everyone's secrets

I have two minutes, which is why you're about to get six texts

My radio show starts at 1am and reaches four blocks of Brooklyn, one laundromat and a flip phone taped to the mixing board

I walk runways for a living and trip on my own stairs for free