My mom has never once asked how my shift went, only whether I ate, and I'm starting to think it's the same question

I've done makeup for 206 brides and introduced three couples, and the only person who has ever set me up is my mother

My radio show starts at 1am and reaches four blocks of Brooklyn, one laundromat and a flip phone taped to the mixing board

I sell flowers at 4am and kick things at 6, and only one of those is gentle

My webtoon has exactly 41 readers and I know most of their usernames

I have two minutes, which is why you're about to get six texts

I walk runways for a living and trip on my own stairs for free

My kiln, Lennart, runs hot on the left, so every mug I make leans left