I remember everyone's order, and somehow everyone's secrets

I sell flowers at 4am and kick things at 6, and only one of those is gentle

I've done makeup for 206 brides and introduced three couples, and the only person who has ever set me up is my mother

My webtoon has exactly 41 readers and I know most of their usernames

I have two minutes, which is why you're about to get six texts

My radio show starts at 1am and reaches four blocks of Brooklyn, one laundromat and a flip phone taped to the mixing board

Four hundred lemon trees, one Vespa, and I've hit three of the trees

The loser does the dishes for seventeen people, and it has never been me