I remember everyone's order, and somehow everyone's secrets

My mom has never once asked how my shift went, only whether I ate, and I'm starting to think it's the same question

I've done makeup for 206 brides and introduced three couples, and the only person who has ever set me up is my mother

My radio show starts at 1am and reaches four blocks of Brooklyn, one laundromat and a flip phone taped to the mixing board

Four hundred lemon trees, one Vespa, and I've hit three of the trees

I sell flowers at 4am and kick things at 6, and only one of those is gentle

My oldest dog hides her pills in the couch and I've found eleven so far, so yes, she is winning

I have two minutes, which is why you're about to get six texts