I paint nails in a salon the size of a closet in Copacabana, and I know what everyone on this street did last summer

Four hundred lemon trees, one Vespa, and I've hit three of the trees

The loser does the dishes for seventeen people, and it has never been me

I sell flowers at 4am and kick things at 6, and only one of those is gentle

Fair warning: you start at a 6.5 out of 10, and I will be updating the number

I count everything in eights, including how long you take to answer

I teach sailing for a living and lose to a retired tugboat captain every Wednesday

I have two minutes, which is why you're about to get six texts