I sell dead people's coats in the Marais and I've seen Suspiria eleven times

Four hundred lemon trees, one Vespa, and I've hit three of the trees

My name is in tiny print on three songs you've sung in the car

I walk runways for a living and trip on my own stairs for free

The loser does the dishes for seventeen people, and it has never been me

I sell flowers at 4am and kick things at 6, and only one of those is gentle

My oldest dog hides her pills in the couch and I've found eleven so far, so yes, she is winning

Fair warning: you start at a 6.5 out of 10, and I will be updating the number